Dear Mom,

Remember when you said that all you wanted for your birthday was a photo of me?  Well, this year I will not disappoint!   Well, maybe I will since your birthday was yesterday, sorry about that.  So here you go, a photo of what I look like most of the time.  You should really think it’s special because it’s one of a kind.  Yup.

I know, I know, I’m your most hilarious daughter.  Happy Birthday.

Love, Deb